December 2010
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Virgin Birth: Inconceivable?
I remember having this thought some time ago, and filing it for posting on Christmas day, but I totally forgot about it till, like, yesterday. So, here goes.
Parthenogenesis is a process of asexual reproduction where the egg cell —upon certain conditions— divides, multiplies, and forms a completely new organism without a father. Yeah, dudes, we’re totally useless even in that...
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OH. MY. GORE. This has gotta be the bloodiest... →
I’m now playing Requiem: Alive, and yes, it IS available in the Philippines now. Click on the link above to register via mobiusgames.
It is gory. Blood and carcass explodes all over the place. It’s like Lord of the Rings—if Quentin Tarantino was at the helm. It’s like snuff films for elves. I’m pretty sure creatures of lower mythology would find this game offensive.
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VIRGIN KA PA BA?
Opo.
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anu po ang KANGKS?
Kangkangan. Short for: BUKANGKANGAN.
“Girl, todo yung bukangkangan namin!”
“Pare, swabe yung binukangkang ko kagabi.”
“Sir, kung bubukangkangin ninyo ang aking pukengkang, maari po lamang maging mahinahon. Salamat po.”
KANGKS!
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If you could have a super power, what would it be?
I would like to have the ultimate power of all… that one superpower which the world needs for it to be a better place… the hardest power to master…
The Power of Forgiveness.
CHAROT!
Power to Forgive, sabeh? Haahahahaha…
Super strength na lang, para di ako makakalimutan ng mga makakangks ko. Hehehe. Thoughtful di ba?
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I deal with withdrawal by substituting a new substance for my former addiction. Which is why you must understand why it is very important for me to get back to the gym the soonest possible time before my former demons catch up, drag me back to hell, and make me realizw what I’ve been missing.
Guilt for me is a series of questions along the lines of: what time is it, what am I doing, what...
I'M BEING A TOTAL CAMSLUT RIGHT NOW ON... →
This blog is the most consistently brilliant pop... →
Here's a link of me basically doing nothing. →
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So, I asked my friend about the article he's...
Friend: Been working on it on and off.
Friend: It's longer and tougher than I thought.
Siege: Heh. Heh. Heh.
Siege: Sounds like you're talking about
Siege: my penis.
Siege: True story, bro.
MERRY CHRISTMAS NA! the Special Livestreaming... →
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“If Christmas isn’t abt fancy things, and if it’s true spirit is abt...”
– Siege Malvar
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你好
Moshi moshi! 안녕하세요?
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so you are japanese
你好
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what makes any man fall in love?
Masarap, maiinit-init, at umaatikabong KANGKS.
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Pag ba may Commitment ka na ...makikipaG usap ka...
Dapat hindi. Ako kasi yung tipo na ayaw ng drama, ayaw ko ng gulo, ayaw ko ng sakit ng ulo. Allergic ako sa drama, I swear. Kung alam mo na yung gagawin mo eh pwedeng pagmulan ng gulo, bakit gagawin mo pa? Pwede namang wala.
Kung pwede mo namang wag gawin, wag mo na lang gawin kasi naghahanap ka lang ng sakit ng ulo.
May mga pagkakataon na hindi maiwasan na kausapin yung sa alam mo eh...
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Do you believe in horoscope, astrology, etc?
I don’t, but I enjoy the coincidences and the contrived connections that we can make between our horoscopes and reality. I find the weird cosmic juxtapositions of life vis-a-vis the planetary positioning of heavenly bodies delightfully entertaining, but not at all portent.
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wala pa ako gusto itanong. gustong gusto ko lang...
Oh, thank you. I do try hard to achieve that effect.
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