This little fucker kept staring at me from the taxi cab’s dashboard. I dont know what his problem is. I was minding my business, having a peaceful ride home.

It has two friends with it. A dog, and a gorilla. The dog had a sad look on its face, the gorilla was in on it just coz it’s friends sith the other two.

But this little motherfucker. Oh boy. I dont know why it kept staring at me like that.

So i bought it from the driver. I added about another hundred bucks to the fare just so i get to take this little bugger home. I had to apologize to its dog friend as i was picking him up and away from the dashboard. The dog would be sad, but i trust there will be a day someone will get the compulsion to bring him home too.

So there. That’s the story if how i adopted this little bugger.