Nag-Siege KNB? Mag-Siege Ka Muna!
Pinagalitan ko friend ko sa ginawa nya...
Me: OMG, you're a homewrecker!
Friend: Nag-overnight lang ako sa place nya no! I'm not a homewrecker, I was just a houseguest! Malay ko bang magbre-break sila.
Me: Homewrecker, Houseguest. You slept with the groom!
Friend: There was no other room!
Me: You do know that rhyming doesn't absolve you, right?
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